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Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

Two and a Half Men

7.42003–2015 · 12 seasons · 262 episodes

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

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